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Goth Girl Wallpaper Biography
I'm Vampire-Goth-Girl and I'm 13 and a girl.
I love reading, writing(DUH!) and music.
I can speak little bits of Spanish, Japanese, French, and German(very little only things I have caught in shows or movies or songs). I can play the guitar partly and I can sing pretty well.
I am the type of person that can never act shy around anyone. I laugh and smile not very often but when I do it creeps my friends out because I'm usally thinking up an evil plan for revenge on someone. I am the most unique person you can meet cuz you can search the world twice and never meet someone that is anything like me. When I'm upset no one gets within a three mile radius of me but when I'm happy people come to me like a moth to a flame. Loyal to my friends and family. I like sports but I don't like watching them. I'm not perfect, I never was, never will be and proud of it. I have crazy friends who go from preps to cutters. I believe that love sees no gender. Because love sees not with the eyes, but with the heart. If two people are ment to be together, then they should be together.
"No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. "
-Rita Mae Brown, speech, 28 August 1982
Other need to know facts:
-Fanfictions are like crack to me
-i'm very outgoing
-the loudest person
-the quietest person
-always forgetful
-always cold!
-hard to handle
-I speak my mind way to much
Likes:
-Adam Lambert
-Writing
-Spending time on the computer
-Spending time with the friends
-Going to the movies.
-Annoying the family
-Starbucks
-Getting in fights/arguments(verbal mostly not really physical)
-Reading
-Soccer
-Softball
-Horror Movies
-Allison Iraheta
-Chris Rice
-Music in general
-Acting
-Big Time Rush (band and show)
-The guys of Big Time Rush
-Johnny Depp
-Taking care of people and animals
-A Haunting (TV Show on Discovery Channel)
Dislikes:
-Justin Beiber
-Miley Cyrus(now that's she's has done nothing good that I know of)
-Rap(besides eminem and B.O.B :I)
-Stereotypical preps
-Fake people
-Homophobes
-The Olsen Twins(now not when they were little)
-Homework
-Tests
-Clowns
-Silence
-Needles
-Rebecca Black and her song "Friday"
-No spell check
both of these lists will continue to grow.
My role models and heroes are:
-Edgar Allen Poe
-Stephen King
-Tim Burton
-Adam Lambert
-My Parents(Mom and Step-dad)
Sign: Taurus
Gender: Female
Current Song I'm Listening To: Thnks fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy
Hobbies: Reading, writing, listenign to music,watching movies, hanging with friends, chatting, youtubing obsessing, occasionally shopping, and more.
Favorite movie(s): Stephen King's IT, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Sleepy Hollow, Four Brothers, The Notebook, Nightmare On Elm Street, Pirates Of The Caribbean series, Cinderalla, Sweeney Todd, Beauty And The Beast, Aladdin, Lilo and Stitch, Sleeping Beauty, Shark Boy and Lava Girl, Horton Hears A Who, Precious, Never Back Down,All The Tyler Perry Movies, A Year Without A Sants Claus, Edward Scissorhands, She's the Man, and more
Favorite book(s):Nothing Pink, Rainbow Boys series, Tuck Everlasting,Twilight saga, The Boy Who Dared, Dr. Suess,Vampire Kisses Series, The Vast Feilds Of Ordinary, Totally Joe, M Or F?, Stephan King's IT, Cripsin series, 1-800-WHERE-R-YOU series (now called Vanished), and more
Favorite manga: Death Note, Fruits Basket,Ouran's High School Host Club, Naurto, The Wallflower, Kuroshitsuji, Me & My Brothers and more
Favorite anime: Death Note, Ouran's High School Host Club, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Fruits Basket, The Wallflower, Kuroshitsuji and more
Favorite music (this may take a while): Adam Lambert, Eminem, London(On YouTube.com), Paramore, Pink, Lady Gaga, Secondhand Serenade, Miranda Lambert, Queen, Skillet, Between the Trees, Dashboard Confessional, Simple Plan, Carrie Underwood, All Time Low, Elvis Presley, Never Shout Never, Chase Coy, Tokio Hotel, Billy Ray Cyrus, The Temptations, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, Pierce the Veil, Emily Osment, Helio, Weird Al Yankovic, Avril Lavigne, The Fray, Daughtry, Train, Panic! At The Disco, Chris Rice, Casting Crowns, Green Day, Swichfoot, Big Time Rush, Fall Out Boy, and more than I can remember
Least Favorite Things: insults, jocks, stupid people,homophobes, racist people, fake gangsters(I go to school with people who think they are ganster and they are the most annoying tyoe of people), people who use sex to get what they want, movies with no meaning, lack of sound, writer's block, people with no common sense, most people in general, people who judge you by your skin/hair/eye/weight/the clothes you wear/the music you listen to/the way you dress aka everything that doesn't matter, fake people aka people who try to be what they aren't
Private Joke 4 Twilight Fans!
--X--
You say Human.
I say Vampire.
You say Zac Efron.
I say Edward Cullen.
You Say Paris Hilton.
I say Bella Swan.
You say pop
I say blood .
You say vampires are scary.
I say vampires are awesome.
Put this on your profile if u love Twilight!
--X--
Twilight Oath!
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
Whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I'm in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime theres a huge Boom!
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to Love...Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that may all may see my obssesion
Because I know what twilighters know.
All twilighters, copy and post this on your profile.
I went to a party
and remembered what you said;
You told me not to drink, Mum,
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would;
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right;
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece;
I never knew what was coming, Mum,
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
and I hear the policeman say;
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mum, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's around me,
as I try hard not to cry;
I can hear the paramedic say,
"this girl is going to die".
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high;
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.
So, why do people do it, Mum,
knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum,
tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put "daddy's girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
that its wrong to drink and drive;
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mum,
I'm getting really scared;
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die;
I wish I could say "I love you Mum!"
So I love you and goodbye.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Last person who said that ended up with a bloody nose.)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(Alot of people tell me that)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(Love sees no gender)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.(I'm only part Native American and a small part at that)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.(Nope but I do know people who smoke weed)
'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I am acually)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend(I wouldn't make my boyfriend give me his money or buy me things)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm only 13)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(I have a very nice social life thank you very much!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(Wow just wow)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.(People tell me I am)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO(Whatever)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (THIRTEEN!)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.(I admit that many people think I'm crazy or I act crazy but I'm proud of it!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.(I would date Football players if they were cute and nice)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(I don't it's just in my DNA)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (You do know what M means right?)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.(Oh please I could make a list of people that are ugly... a long list)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.(If this can aply to girls then yes I am a crossdresser I wear guy clothes)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(This website is for writers)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (No the government is just stupid)
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.(Dang proud of it to)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.(I am mean)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
Authors become rich and famous by never growing up on the inside.
Leave it to the scientists to wonder why, and the authors to wonder why not?
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. (secret message- the Harry Potter series rules)
If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, copy this onto your profile.
Growing OLD is MANDATORY Growing UP is OPTIONAL
If you think Golf is too boring to be considered a sport copy and repost this onto your profile
How To Seem Normal
(Whether this is 'normal' or not depends on your point of veiw, of course...)
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5. Do not go out in public without a scythe.
6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. Take note of 18 first.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all!
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete/eat/burn above note. (Do not do these things to computer though)
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes. Unless they are mad.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever inhumanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends. Especially if they are from Itex.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket and sunglasses.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best for drowning in. Try lemonade.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. Pyromania rules.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. Something.
25.Train army of flying monkeys, or kidnap the flock.
26.Goldfish don't like milk. Cats like both.
27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "antidisestablishmentarianism".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act crazy.
31.Lies are weird, but not as weird as the truth. Which can be found at the bottom of a duck pond.
32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. Very sharp. Oww... nasty teeth, baaaaaaaad...
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. NOT!! Become friends with all little people you meet.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog. Never burn a petting dog. Or do both.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40.You know what would look good on you?
41.A meep.
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless blob.
43.The size of Danny DeVito. Plus fangs.
44.Make an amusing facial expression. Like this. O.o
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. Take a camera.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Bow down in awe of the Holy Winged Splodge". Count how many weird looks you get.
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is a sugar high. Alternatively, eat cheese. Then go to sleep
50. Double espressos are good. Apart from when you need to sleep. Then they are bad.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you. Fear the green.
55.The policeman said I can't have his gun... so I bought one and he took it away...
56.Catch person who sold me gun and get a refund. Or kill them. Whichever is better fun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not a vampire, werewolf, empress, god or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around people.
62.Do not go out with Voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run
74.Do not tell children that the flying spaghetti monster is out to get them with his friend, the flying mutant cheese blob.
75.Disregard last note.
76.Note reactions.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attach fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what time they are from.
88.Note reactions.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94.Kill them.
95.Brutally. By force-feeding them baked beans.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. So give them a copy of your death notes book.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...
One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.
Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Rest In Peace, my old friend.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you or your best friends are insane, copy this into your profile
If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile
If you have a really scary crush on a book, game, or anime character, copy and paste this onto your profile then add the names of the ones you like: Kaoru Hitachiin, Kyouya Ootori, Jasper Hale, Jacob Black, Hikaru Hitachiin,Kyohei Takano, Takenaga Oda, Alexander Sterling
Love yaoi? Join the club. If you love yaoi, copy/paste this onto your profile
If you repeatedly listen to the same song over and over again because you love it, copy/paste this to your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get two reviews, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love laughing, and I mean love laughing, at anything and everything you find funny, copy/paste this to your profile.
Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with yourfriends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about yaoi just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is making scenarios on how an anime character would handle the situation you're in. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped in the middle of a busy street to look at something, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick yourelbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are SICK of all of the unoriginal Twilight fan fictions that only consist of Bella getting bitten by another vampire, Edward never coming back, and chalkful of uncalled-for Bella-Edward Emoness, and are now on your knees for one original fan fiction, Copy this onto your fan fiction and add your name: MidnightWalker/EdwardandBellaTruLove4Ever, The Dawn Is Breaking, ISnortSugar ,IWantMyOwnJasperWhitlock, AliCatxo, RawrItsKachina, Vampire-Goth-Girl
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfictiondoesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.
If you get bored easily post this on your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If ur sck of ppl who cnt spll 4 crap + send in fanfcs lke ths, cpy + pste ths on2 ur profile.
If you can't keep from laughing out loud while reading profiles, copy and past this to your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to Google or YouTube just after you've thought of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your definition of happiness is jumping up and down your bed (and then laughing your head off when you fall and bump your head), copy and paste this to our profile.
Why We Don't Care
The world is a playground
Fit to try a new game
No matter how different,
opposed, or insane
It’s meant for two lovers
Who share a similar look
Who smile and are devilish
Who don’t play by the book
Disgusted and fearful
Society will cover their eyes
Conflicting and fighting
The boys don’t seem surprised
What’s it matter if kin
Are lovers and brothers
Really it doesn’t
If they care immensely for one another
Instead of shunning the strange
Welcome it with an open mind
On this planet so different
Twincest you’re bound to find.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
Homophobia is wrong. Fact.
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits:Sailing With Russell By Chris Rice
Waking Up:In The Middle By Rodney Atkins
First Day at School:It's Gunna Be Love By Mandy Moore
Making Your New Best Friend:Hear You Me By Jimmy Eat World
Falling In Love:This Is A Call By Thousand Foot Krutch
Breaking Up:A Twist In My Story By Secondhand Serenade
Prom:Make It Happen by The Early November
Graduation:One Day by Simple Plan
Life's Okay:My Prayer by Chris Rice
Death of a Close Friend:Sweet Southern Comfort By Buddy Jewel
Mental Breakdown:Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson
Driving:Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park
Flashback:Vacation by Simple Plan
Getting Back Together:Fix You by Coldplay
Birth of Child:Drop of Jupiter by Train
Wedding Scene:Monsoon by Tokio Hotel
Car Accident:The Face of Christ by Chris Rice
Final Battle:Imperfection by Saving Jane
Death Scene:Cry by Mandy Moore
Funeral Song:Stay Beautiful By Taylor Swift
End Credits:For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert
Deleted Scenes:Christmas Is Creepy by Fred Figglehorn
The Ouran Alphabet
A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend
B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka
C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day
D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen
E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot
F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender
G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt
H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins
I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be
J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai
K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...)
L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand
M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type
N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back
O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business
P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff
Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori
R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color
S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear
T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club
U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny
V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot
W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi got stuck.
X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had. (...yeah, i know they do...they probably already have it. that's what the smirks are for. -_-)
Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins
Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join
If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile
THE FANFICTION.NET PLIGHT: I am honestly and truly doing something nice - every story I read on here, I will give a review. I know how it feels when you get little or no reviews! If you want to be kind and do this too, then put this in your profile!
If you are a closet fangirl and fanfiction writer then post this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There are three kinds of people in the world.
The ones who watch for things to happen
The ones that make things happen
And the ones who wonder what the hell happened.
If you've ever tripped where there's a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy this onto your profile.
Somebody turn on some music so we can dance like we're drunk and sing like we're on crack.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns have to have something to do with it, because if you just stood there and said BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Team Tyler's Van: Cause we all want to kill Bella
Slinky+Escalator=endless fun
When you smile at me, I know you must be plotting something that I'm involved in.
If you've ever ran into a tree copy and repost this
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best one are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along. The one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.
Moonlight Ride Author Unknown
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found
For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town
She unpacked her things with such great ease
As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze
How wonderful it was to have her own room
School would be starting, she'd have friends over soon
There'd be sleepovers and parties; she was so happy
It's just the way she wanted her life to be
On the first day of school everything went great
She made new friends and even got a date
She thought, "I want to be popular, and I'm going to be
Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"
To be known in this school you had to have a clout
And dating this guy would sure help her out
There was only one problem stopping her fate
Her parents had said she was too young to date
"Well I just won't tell them the entire truth.
They won't know the difference, what's there to lose?"
Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night
Her parents frowned, but said, "All right."
Excited, she got ready for the big event
But as she rushed around like she had no sense
She began to feel guilty about all the lies
But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?
Well the pizza was good, and the party was great
But the moonlight ride would have to wait
For Jeff was half drunk by this time
But he kissed her and said that he was just fine
Then the room filled with smoke and Jeff took a puff
Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff
Now Jeff was ready to ride to the point
But only after he'd smoked another joint
They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride
Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive
They finally made it to the point at last
And Jeff started trying to make a pass
A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all
And by pass I don't mean playing football
"Perhaps my parents were right... maybe I am too young
Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb?"
With all of her might she pushed Jeff away
"Please take me home, I don't want to stay."
Jeff cranked up the engine and floored the gas
In a matter of seconds, they were going too fast
As Jeff drove on in a fit of wild anger
Jenny knew that her life was in danger
She begged and pleaded for him to slow down
But he just got faster as they neared the town
"Just let me get home. I'll confess that I lied!
I really went out for a moonlight ride."
Then all of a sudden she saw a big flash
"Oh God, please help us! We're going to crash!"
She doesn't remember the force of impact
Just that everything all of a sudden went black
She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble
And heard, "Call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble!"
Voices she heard... a few words at best
But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck
Then wondered to herself if Jeff was all right
And if the people in the other car were alive
She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad
"You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad."
These voices echoed inside her head
As they gently told her that Jeff was dead
They said, "Jenny, we've done all we can do.
But it looks as if we'll lose you too."
"But the people in the other car?!" Jenny cried
"We're sorry, Jenny, they also died."
Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done.
I only wanted to have just one night of fun.
Tell those people's families, I've made their lives dim.
And I wish I could return their families to them."
"Tell Mom and Dad, I'm sorry I lied,
And that it's my fault so many have died.
Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?"
The nurse just stood there-she never agreed.
But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes
And a few moments later, Jenny died
A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best
To bid that girl her one last request?"
She looked at the man, with eyes oh so sad
"Because the people in the other car were her mom and her dad."
This story is sad and unpleasant but true.
Young people take heed, it could've been you.
READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST TEN OTHER TEENS (Copy and repost)
This was the first poem I truly ever liked, and I've heard it was written by Jenny's best friend.
If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this.
If you've ever tripped on air repost this
When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide!
The good news: I was right. The better news: You were wrong.
Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge who knows just what to do?
Until rejected he goes to his emo corner to cry: boo hoo!
Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite a show!
No problem too big for him, the solutions are quite clear!
But a darker side will show if you get too near.
And then we have the twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest or brotherly heart?
Mischevious, impish, the troublesome lot
They differ in some ways, just don't ask me what.
Perhaps the strong silent man suits you best?"
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he's no emotion as life passes by
Dare offend his friends, and you can expect you will fly!
But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be decieved his age is more than he appears.
And he knows kung-foo. Whoa! Watch out little dears!
Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won't put up a fight.
He listens, counsels, and importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?
What if you're a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our Host Club is comprised of guys
A woman's touch is at work beneath your eyes.
Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud.
The manager can always catch quite a crowd!
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or who she is fond.
And another you may find, with mind as open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her and you'll hear Tamaki scream:
"If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!"
Choose anyone;our doors are open for you!
This is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners so you should be okay.
I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
I am the girl that people look through when I say something
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading,writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face
I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on Myspace or talking to a friend on her cellphone
I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have time to do anymore, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and repost if you're 12 or older and still watch some shows on Nickolodeon
one of the saddest things in the world is loving someone who used to love you.
The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" then it hits me.
People who say anything is possible, havn't tried to slam a revolving door
Copy and repost this if you walk into doors/walls like normal people drink water
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I know it's going to be a bad day when I fall out of bed and miss the floor.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
I never have been girly
xSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
xsleep with your socks on at night
TOTAL: 16
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
It's early still, the month is one,
And my life has just begun.
I'm so small, don't have to hide,
I'm but a seed growing inside.
Four weeks later, the month is two,
I'm still small but a part of you.
You'll love me a lot, wait and see,
You'll be proud as proud can be.
Time has passed, the month is three,
Now, I'm someone you can see.
My hair is black, and my eyes are brown,
I'll be fun to have around.
Now, I'm gone, the month is five,
Mommy killed me, I'm no longer alive.
Abortion is the name they gave it,
They take your life before you live it.
I wanted to be born, the month is six,
But it's already done, it can't be fixed.
I guess my mommy didn't love me,
She went and just threw me away.
She'll never forget me,
Forever in her heart is where I'll stay.
I have a new home now, the month is seven,
Congratulations, Mommy,
Guess what, I'm in Heaven.
Mommy still carries around a frown,
Cause I'm in her memory, but not around.
You would have loved me, the month is eight,
But guess what, Mommy, it's too late.
Murdered by my mommy's hand,
I guess I'm too young to understand.
Goodbye, Mommy, the month is nine,
I could've been born, doing just fine.
Although I'm here in Heaven, I still cry,
Because of my mommy, I had to die.
Mommy, mommy, the year is one,
And my life could've just begun.
Mommy now the days have gone by, it's year two,
And I can almost tie my shoe.
Soon, I'll be three,
And you would've been too busy to mess with me.
A long time has passed, and the year is nine,
I would've been happy down there with you all mine.
Now look, Mom, it's year 18,
Oh how the time has passed,
I've become a woman,
And I wouldn't have been able to last.
Well, goodbye Mommy, it's time to go,
I love you, I guess you should know.
But Mommy I see and I know,
That always and forever in you heart I'll grow.
Forever in your memory I've stayed,
And I see now that you've paid.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
Child abuse is a sin among any race, it takes inocent lives, who have yet to fully comprehend the joys of life!
Please read and then send it to all of your friends...alone no one can do anything, but together we are a united force!
Stop child abuse once and for all
its not only a child your helping...
Its the world!
5,000 children suffer abuse, torture and neglect...the main outcome of this...is sadly death...
Take this info in and help a child somewhere by sending ths letter to all of your friends
Together we can help
Together we can save a life!
Copy and paste this if you are against all forms of child abuse!
My name is Jamie
I am only 5
I have a teddy bear
Called beehive
My mom is really nice
She collects special jars
But it makes me cry when
My daddy covers her in scars
My daddy is a druggy
He plays poker but never wins
He comes through the door
And the Screaming begins
I go to pick up the phone
It just can't wait
I dial 999
But it's too late
I sit on the stairs
With tears everywhere
I see here body
And blood on the stair
My name is Jamie
I am only 5
Daddy killed mommy
But i'm still alive
He looks at me
And calls me down
I say nothing
Just turn away and frown
He starts to get angry
So I come down
He smacks me loads
Until I fall to the ground.
My name is Jamie
I am only 5
That was really close
Thank god I'm still alive
I sit in my room most of the day
While daddy watches football
I sit and pray
It is now half time
He gets out of his chair
I hear footsteps
And i get scared
He comes into my room
and gets out a book
and reads it softly
But gives me a evil look
"There once was a girl called Jamie
Who is going to stand very still
So that I can get my knife and
KILL KILL KILL"
I leap on the stairs
But he grabs my neck
I don't see any weapons
I just wanted to check
But he goes to his boot
And pulls out his knife
I scream and screech
And fear for my life
Daddy locks the door
He comes closer and closer just read the text
I see blood and lots
And well you know what happens next
My name is Jamie
I was only 5
My daddy is a druggy
And i didn't survive
If someone has ever bullied you paste this on your profile, it shows that you no longer are a victim of bullies and think they are dumb!
Don't fall for someone who isn't willing to catch you.
Yes, I do threaten my computer, tell my TV what to do, yell at my hairbrush, and talk to things that don't talk back and you still love me.
Drama? No thanks. Don't like me? Your problem. Love me or hate me-girl I'm still gonna shine.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Sometimes you just need someone to protect you.
I wanna be the girl he's scared to lose. The one he can't walk away from knowing that she's mad at him, the one who he can't fall asleep without her voice being the last one he hears. The one can't live without.
Live it, love it, learn from it, and that's life.
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times a little hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst , then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance to the rain.
So I'm a bitch, huh? Well you're a whore and personally I'd rather be known for what I do not who I screw.
When the world says give up, hope whispers try one more time.
In with a bullet out with hearts.
Having the love of your life break up with you and say "We can still be friends" is like your dog dying and your mom saying "You can still keep it."
For every girl with a broken heart there's a boy with a glue gun.
You don't love someone because of their looks or their clothes or their car. You love them beacuse they sing a song that nobody but you can understand.-Secret Vampire by L. J. Smith
Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does.-New Moon by Stephine Meyer
Other people are just...there. If they aren't helping they're just in the way. Weave around them, knock them over just do whatever you have to, but get past them.-The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Gothgirl by Berry Lyga
People die... Beauty fades... Love changes... And you will always be alone.-Wichlight by L.J. Smith
People die...so love them everyday. Beauty fades... so look before it's gone. Love changes... but not the love you give. And if you love, you'll never be alone.-Wichlight by L.J. Smith
There's warmth in ice; there's cooling peace in fire, And midnight light to show us all the way. The dancing flame becomes a funeral pyre; the Dark was more enticing than the Day.-The Chosen by L.J. Smith
Deep inside, you know you that whoever gets up in your face gets there because he knows your nothing and he knows you know it too-Shooter by Walter Dean Myers
I can't afford to let myself feel good, to let my gaurd down, to think for a songle moment that I belong. Because I don't-The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Gothgirl by Berry Lyga
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.-Unknown
Love, if you can't handle it's weight, it will become distorted, and it turns to hate.-Fruit Basket by Takaya Natsuki chapter 101
When somone special comes into your life, half of you say "Danger! Stay in your cave. Your not ready yet." The other half says "Make them yours forever."-Remember Me Spoken by Robert Pattinson
Our finger prints don't fade from the lives we touch.-Remember Me spoken by Robert Pattinson
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."
It takes 42 muscles to frown and 4 to raise my middle finger and tell you "Bite me."
"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter
she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.
she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’
she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up.
she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced.
she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that said "my name is: ALONE."
she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always- he asked her when he wasnt.
If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer then it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer then it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you're trying to make longer and yes, I'm completely aware that I'm saying all this just to make this cope and paste a hell of a lot longer then it has to be, I'm just smart like that!
If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like RPGs (Role Playing Games), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile!
If you're a self-proclaimed genius, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and ish proud, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you've ever been on the computer hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: danyan, zEIDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, AkitaFallow, StainedGlassCuts, Kiitie-kun, James Stark, KyoXTohru1,Vampire-Goth-Girl
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile
LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.
Some Great Answers to That Stupid Question:
"Why aren't you married yet?"
You haven't asked yet.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
What? And spoil my great sex life?
Because I just love hearing this question.
Just lucky, I guess.
My fiance is awaiting his/her parole.
I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
It didn't seem worth a blood test.
I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
We really want to, but my lover's spouse just won't go for it.
I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
Why aren't you thin?
I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
(For Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."
Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."
Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."
Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."
Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"
Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"
Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."
Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!
If you fricking LOVE these copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, TheCrazyScotswomanOfD00M, Ayumi Elric, AkitaFallow, StainedGlassCuts, Kittie-kun, James Stark, KyoXTohru1,Vampire-Goth-Girl
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you do these 'copy and paste' things too much (but you still do it anyway), copy this and paste this into your profile.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
You know you're in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
If annoyed further, I shall bring death upon you with my lovely cheese grater.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If Mother Nature has reason to fear you because she totally ruined something for you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If technology hates you in a literal way of speaking, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If, like me, you're addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love your iPod, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.
I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were born in April, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.
If you wish the atheists would just shut up already, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.
If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.
Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are divorced.
Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are divorced and your happy they are.
If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, GinnyPotter808, clumsywerewolf2438, DontCallMeNymphadora,XVampWitchCatX,alpha-beta-omega1996,James Stark, KyoXTohru1,Vampire-Goth-Girl
Goth Girl Wallpaper Biography
I'm Vampire-Goth-Girl and I'm 13 and a girl.
I love reading, writing(DUH!) and music.
I can speak little bits of Spanish, Japanese, French, and German(very little only things I have caught in shows or movies or songs). I can play the guitar partly and I can sing pretty well.
I am the type of person that can never act shy around anyone. I laugh and smile not very often but when I do it creeps my friends out because I'm usally thinking up an evil plan for revenge on someone. I am the most unique person you can meet cuz you can search the world twice and never meet someone that is anything like me. When I'm upset no one gets within a three mile radius of me but when I'm happy people come to me like a moth to a flame. Loyal to my friends and family. I like sports but I don't like watching them. I'm not perfect, I never was, never will be and proud of it. I have crazy friends who go from preps to cutters. I believe that love sees no gender. Because love sees not with the eyes, but with the heart. If two people are ment to be together, then they should be together.
"No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. "
-Rita Mae Brown, speech, 28 August 1982
Other need to know facts:
-Fanfictions are like crack to me
-i'm very outgoing
-the loudest person
-the quietest person
-always forgetful
-always cold!
-hard to handle
-I speak my mind way to much
Likes:
-Adam Lambert
-Writing
-Spending time on the computer
-Spending time with the friends
-Going to the movies.
-Annoying the family
-Starbucks
-Getting in fights/arguments(verbal mostly not really physical)
-Reading
-Soccer
-Softball
-Horror Movies
-Allison Iraheta
-Chris Rice
-Music in general
-Acting
-Big Time Rush (band and show)
-The guys of Big Time Rush
-Johnny Depp
-Taking care of people and animals
-A Haunting (TV Show on Discovery Channel)
Dislikes:
-Justin Beiber
-Miley Cyrus(now that's she's has done nothing good that I know of)
-Rap(besides eminem and B.O.B :I)
-Stereotypical preps
-Fake people
-Homophobes
-The Olsen Twins(now not when they were little)
-Homework
-Tests
-Clowns
-Silence
-Needles
-Rebecca Black and her song "Friday"
-No spell check
both of these lists will continue to grow.
My role models and heroes are:
-Edgar Allen Poe
-Stephen King
-Tim Burton
-Adam Lambert
-My Parents(Mom and Step-dad)
Sign: Taurus
Gender: Female
Current Song I'm Listening To: Thnks fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy
Hobbies: Reading, writing, listenign to music,watching movies, hanging with friends, chatting, youtubing obsessing, occasionally shopping, and more.
Favorite movie(s): Stephen King's IT, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Sleepy Hollow, Four Brothers, The Notebook, Nightmare On Elm Street, Pirates Of The Caribbean series, Cinderalla, Sweeney Todd, Beauty And The Beast, Aladdin, Lilo and Stitch, Sleeping Beauty, Shark Boy and Lava Girl, Horton Hears A Who, Precious, Never Back Down,All The Tyler Perry Movies, A Year Without A Sants Claus, Edward Scissorhands, She's the Man, and more
Favorite book(s):Nothing Pink, Rainbow Boys series, Tuck Everlasting,Twilight saga, The Boy Who Dared, Dr. Suess,Vampire Kisses Series, The Vast Feilds Of Ordinary, Totally Joe, M Or F?, Stephan King's IT, Cripsin series, 1-800-WHERE-R-YOU series (now called Vanished), and more
Favorite manga: Death Note, Fruits Basket,Ouran's High School Host Club, Naurto, The Wallflower, Kuroshitsuji, Me & My Brothers and more
Favorite anime: Death Note, Ouran's High School Host Club, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Fruits Basket, The Wallflower, Kuroshitsuji and more
Favorite music (this may take a while): Adam Lambert, Eminem, London(On YouTube.com), Paramore, Pink, Lady Gaga, Secondhand Serenade, Miranda Lambert, Queen, Skillet, Between the Trees, Dashboard Confessional, Simple Plan, Carrie Underwood, All Time Low, Elvis Presley, Never Shout Never, Chase Coy, Tokio Hotel, Billy Ray Cyrus, The Temptations, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, Pierce the Veil, Emily Osment, Helio, Weird Al Yankovic, Avril Lavigne, The Fray, Daughtry, Train, Panic! At The Disco, Chris Rice, Casting Crowns, Green Day, Swichfoot, Big Time Rush, Fall Out Boy, and more than I can remember
Least Favorite Things: insults, jocks, stupid people,homophobes, racist people, fake gangsters(I go to school with people who think they are ganster and they are the most annoying tyoe of people), people who use sex to get what they want, movies with no meaning, lack of sound, writer's block, people with no common sense, most people in general, people who judge you by your skin/hair/eye/weight/the clothes you wear/the music you listen to/the way you dress aka everything that doesn't matter, fake people aka people who try to be what they aren't
Private Joke 4 Twilight Fans!
--X--
You say Human.
I say Vampire.
You say Zac Efron.
I say Edward Cullen.
You Say Paris Hilton.
I say Bella Swan.
You say pop
I say blood .
You say vampires are scary.
I say vampires are awesome.
Put this on your profile if u love Twilight!
--X--
Twilight Oath!
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
Whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I'm in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime theres a huge Boom!
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to Love...Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that may all may see my obssesion
Because I know what twilighters know.
All twilighters, copy and post this on your profile.
I went to a party
and remembered what you said;
You told me not to drink, Mum,
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would;
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right;
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece;
I never knew what was coming, Mum,
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
and I hear the policeman say;
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mum, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's around me,
as I try hard not to cry;
I can hear the paramedic say,
"this girl is going to die".
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high;
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.
So, why do people do it, Mum,
knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum,
tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put "daddy's girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
that its wrong to drink and drive;
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mum,
I'm getting really scared;
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die;
I wish I could say "I love you Mum!"
So I love you and goodbye.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Last person who said that ended up with a bloody nose.)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(Alot of people tell me that)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(Love sees no gender)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.(I'm only part Native American and a small part at that)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.(Nope but I do know people who smoke weed)
'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I am acually)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend(I wouldn't make my boyfriend give me his money or buy me things)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm only 13)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(I have a very nice social life thank you very much!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(Wow just wow)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.(People tell me I am)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO(Whatever)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (THIRTEEN!)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.(I admit that many people think I'm crazy or I act crazy but I'm proud of it!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.(I would date Football players if they were cute and nice)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(I don't it's just in my DNA)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (You do know what M means right?)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.(Oh please I could make a list of people that are ugly... a long list)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.(If this can aply to girls then yes I am a crossdresser I wear guy clothes)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(This website is for writers)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (No the government is just stupid)
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.(Dang proud of it to)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.(I am mean)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
Authors become rich and famous by never growing up on the inside.
Leave it to the scientists to wonder why, and the authors to wonder why not?
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. (secret message- the Harry Potter series rules)
If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, copy this onto your profile.
Growing OLD is MANDATORY Growing UP is OPTIONAL
If you think Golf is too boring to be considered a sport copy and repost this onto your profile
How To Seem Normal
(Whether this is 'normal' or not depends on your point of veiw, of course...)
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5. Do not go out in public without a scythe.
6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. Take note of 18 first.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all!
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete/eat/burn above note. (Do not do these things to computer though)
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes. Unless they are mad.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever inhumanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends. Especially if they are from Itex.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket and sunglasses.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best for drowning in. Try lemonade.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. Pyromania rules.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. Something.
25.Train army of flying monkeys, or kidnap the flock.
26.Goldfish don't like milk. Cats like both.
27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "antidisestablishmentarianism".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act crazy.
31.Lies are weird, but not as weird as the truth. Which can be found at the bottom of a duck pond.
32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. Very sharp. Oww... nasty teeth, baaaaaaaad...
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. NOT!! Become friends with all little people you meet.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog. Never burn a petting dog. Or do both.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40.You know what would look good on you?
41.A meep.
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless blob.
43.The size of Danny DeVito. Plus fangs.
44.Make an amusing facial expression. Like this. O.o
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. Take a camera.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Bow down in awe of the Holy Winged Splodge". Count how many weird looks you get.
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is a sugar high. Alternatively, eat cheese. Then go to sleep
50. Double espressos are good. Apart from when you need to sleep. Then they are bad.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you. Fear the green.
55.The policeman said I can't have his gun... so I bought one and he took it away...
56.Catch person who sold me gun and get a refund. Or kill them. Whichever is better fun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not a vampire, werewolf, empress, god or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around people.
62.Do not go out with Voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run
74.Do not tell children that the flying spaghetti monster is out to get them with his friend, the flying mutant cheese blob.
75.Disregard last note.
76.Note reactions.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attach fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what time they are from.
88.Note reactions.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94.Kill them.
95.Brutally. By force-feeding them baked beans.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. So give them a copy of your death notes book.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...
One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.
Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Rest In Peace, my old friend.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you or your best friends are insane, copy this into your profile
If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile
If you have a really scary crush on a book, game, or anime character, copy and paste this onto your profile then add the names of the ones you like: Kaoru Hitachiin, Kyouya Ootori, Jasper Hale, Jacob Black, Hikaru Hitachiin,Kyohei Takano, Takenaga Oda, Alexander Sterling
Love yaoi? Join the club. If you love yaoi, copy/paste this onto your profile
If you repeatedly listen to the same song over and over again because you love it, copy/paste this to your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get two reviews, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love laughing, and I mean love laughing, at anything and everything you find funny, copy/paste this to your profile.
Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with yourfriends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about yaoi just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is making scenarios on how an anime character would handle the situation you're in. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped in the middle of a busy street to look at something, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick yourelbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are SICK of all of the unoriginal Twilight fan fictions that only consist of Bella getting bitten by another vampire, Edward never coming back, and chalkful of uncalled-for Bella-Edward Emoness, and are now on your knees for one original fan fiction, Copy this onto your fan fiction and add your name: MidnightWalker/EdwardandBellaTruLove4Ever, The Dawn Is Breaking, ISnortSugar ,IWantMyOwnJasperWhitlock, AliCatxo, RawrItsKachina, Vampire-Goth-Girl
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfictiondoesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.
If you get bored easily post this on your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If ur sck of ppl who cnt spll 4 crap + send in fanfcs lke ths, cpy + pste ths on2 ur profile.
If you can't keep from laughing out loud while reading profiles, copy and past this to your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to Google or YouTube just after you've thought of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your definition of happiness is jumping up and down your bed (and then laughing your head off when you fall and bump your head), copy and paste this to our profile.
Why We Don't Care
The world is a playground
Fit to try a new game
No matter how different,
opposed, or insane
It’s meant for two lovers
Who share a similar look
Who smile and are devilish
Who don’t play by the book
Disgusted and fearful
Society will cover their eyes
Conflicting and fighting
The boys don’t seem surprised
What’s it matter if kin
Are lovers and brothers
Really it doesn’t
If they care immensely for one another
Instead of shunning the strange
Welcome it with an open mind
On this planet so different
Twincest you’re bound to find.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
Homophobia is wrong. Fact.
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits:Sailing With Russell By Chris Rice
Waking Up:In The Middle By Rodney Atkins
First Day at School:It's Gunna Be Love By Mandy Moore
Making Your New Best Friend:Hear You Me By Jimmy Eat World
Falling In Love:This Is A Call By Thousand Foot Krutch
Breaking Up:A Twist In My Story By Secondhand Serenade
Prom:Make It Happen by The Early November
Graduation:One Day by Simple Plan
Life's Okay:My Prayer by Chris Rice
Death of a Close Friend:Sweet Southern Comfort By Buddy Jewel
Mental Breakdown:Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson
Driving:Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park
Flashback:Vacation by Simple Plan
Getting Back Together:Fix You by Coldplay
Birth of Child:Drop of Jupiter by Train
Wedding Scene:Monsoon by Tokio Hotel
Car Accident:The Face of Christ by Chris Rice
Final Battle:Imperfection by Saving Jane
Death Scene:Cry by Mandy Moore
Funeral Song:Stay Beautiful By Taylor Swift
End Credits:For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert
Deleted Scenes:Christmas Is Creepy by Fred Figglehorn
The Ouran Alphabet
A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend
B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka
C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day
D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen
E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot
F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender
G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt
H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins
I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be
J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai
K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...)
L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand
M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type
N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back
O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business
P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff
Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori
R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color
S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear
T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club
U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny
V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot
W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi got stuck.
X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had. (...yeah, i know they do...they probably already have it. that's what the smirks are for. -_-)
Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins
Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join
If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile
THE FANFICTION.NET PLIGHT: I am honestly and truly doing something nice - every story I read on here, I will give a review. I know how it feels when you get little or no reviews! If you want to be kind and do this too, then put this in your profile!
If you are a closet fangirl and fanfiction writer then post this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There are three kinds of people in the world.
The ones who watch for things to happen
The ones that make things happen
And the ones who wonder what the hell happened.
If you've ever tripped where there's a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy this onto your profile.
Somebody turn on some music so we can dance like we're drunk and sing like we're on crack.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns have to have something to do with it, because if you just stood there and said BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Team Tyler's Van: Cause we all want to kill Bella
Slinky+Escalator=endless fun
When you smile at me, I know you must be plotting something that I'm involved in.
If you've ever ran into a tree copy and repost this
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best one are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along. The one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.
Moonlight Ride Author Unknown
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found
For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town
She unpacked her things with such great ease
As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze
How wonderful it was to have her own room
School would be starting, she'd have friends over soon
There'd be sleepovers and parties; she was so happy
It's just the way she wanted her life to be
On the first day of school everything went great
She made new friends and even got a date
She thought, "I want to be popular, and I'm going to be
Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"
To be known in this school you had to have a clout
And dating this guy would sure help her out
There was only one problem stopping her fate
Her parents had said she was too young to date
"Well I just won't tell them the entire truth.
They won't know the difference, what's there to lose?"
Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night
Her parents frowned, but said, "All right."
Excited, she got ready for the big event
But as she rushed around like she had no sense
She began to feel guilty about all the lies
But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?
Well the pizza was good, and the party was great
But the moonlight ride would have to wait
For Jeff was half drunk by this time
But he kissed her and said that he was just fine
Then the room filled with smoke and Jeff took a puff
Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff
Now Jeff was ready to ride to the point
But only after he'd smoked another joint
They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride
Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive
They finally made it to the point at last
And Jeff started trying to make a pass
A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all
And by pass I don't mean playing football
"Perhaps my parents were right... maybe I am too young
Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb?"
With all of her might she pushed Jeff away
"Please take me home, I don't want to stay."
Jeff cranked up the engine and floored the gas
In a matter of seconds, they were going too fast
As Jeff drove on in a fit of wild anger
Jenny knew that her life was in danger
She begged and pleaded for him to slow down
But he just got faster as they neared the town
"Just let me get home. I'll confess that I lied!
I really went out for a moonlight ride."
Then all of a sudden she saw a big flash
"Oh God, please help us! We're going to crash!"
She doesn't remember the force of impact
Just that everything all of a sudden went black
She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble
And heard, "Call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble!"
Voices she heard... a few words at best
But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck
Then wondered to herself if Jeff was all right
And if the people in the other car were alive
She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad
"You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad."
These voices echoed inside her head
As they gently told her that Jeff was dead
They said, "Jenny, we've done all we can do.
But it looks as if we'll lose you too."
"But the people in the other car?!" Jenny cried
"We're sorry, Jenny, they also died."
Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done.
I only wanted to have just one night of fun.
Tell those people's families, I've made their lives dim.
And I wish I could return their families to them."
"Tell Mom and Dad, I'm sorry I lied,
And that it's my fault so many have died.
Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?"
The nurse just stood there-she never agreed.
But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes
And a few moments later, Jenny died
A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best
To bid that girl her one last request?"
She looked at the man, with eyes oh so sad
"Because the people in the other car were her mom and her dad."
This story is sad and unpleasant but true.
Young people take heed, it could've been you.
READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST TEN OTHER TEENS (Copy and repost)
This was the first poem I truly ever liked, and I've heard it was written by Jenny's best friend.
If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this.
If you've ever tripped on air repost this
When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide!
The good news: I was right. The better news: You were wrong.
Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge who knows just what to do?
Until rejected he goes to his emo corner to cry: boo hoo!
Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite a show!
No problem too big for him, the solutions are quite clear!
But a darker side will show if you get too near.
And then we have the twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest or brotherly heart?
Mischevious, impish, the troublesome lot
They differ in some ways, just don't ask me what.
Perhaps the strong silent man suits you best?"
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he's no emotion as life passes by
Dare offend his friends, and you can expect you will fly!
But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be decieved his age is more than he appears.
And he knows kung-foo. Whoa! Watch out little dears!
Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won't put up a fight.
He listens, counsels, and importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?
What if you're a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our Host Club is comprised of guys
A woman's touch is at work beneath your eyes.
Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud.
The manager can always catch quite a crowd!
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or who she is fond.
And another you may find, with mind as open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her and you'll hear Tamaki scream:
"If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!"
Choose anyone;our doors are open for you!
This is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners so you should be okay.
I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
I am the girl that people look through when I say something
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading,writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face
I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on Myspace or talking to a friend on her cellphone
I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have time to do anymore, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and repost if you're 12 or older and still watch some shows on Nickolodeon
one of the saddest things in the world is loving someone who used to love you.
The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" then it hits me.
People who say anything is possible, havn't tried to slam a revolving door
Copy and repost this if you walk into doors/walls like normal people drink water
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I know it's going to be a bad day when I fall out of bed and miss the floor.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
I never have been girly
xSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
xsleep with your socks on at night
TOTAL: 16
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
It's early still, the month is one,
And my life has just begun.
I'm so small, don't have to hide,
I'm but a seed growing inside.
Four weeks later, the month is two,
I'm still small but a part of you.
You'll love me a lot, wait and see,
You'll be proud as proud can be.
Time has passed, the month is three,
Now, I'm someone you can see.
My hair is black, and my eyes are brown,
I'll be fun to have around.
Now, I'm gone, the month is five,
Mommy killed me, I'm no longer alive.
Abortion is the name they gave it,
They take your life before you live it.
I wanted to be born, the month is six,
But it's already done, it can't be fixed.
I guess my mommy didn't love me,
She went and just threw me away.
She'll never forget me,
Forever in her heart is where I'll stay.
I have a new home now, the month is seven,
Congratulations, Mommy,
Guess what, I'm in Heaven.
Mommy still carries around a frown,
Cause I'm in her memory, but not around.
You would have loved me, the month is eight,
But guess what, Mommy, it's too late.
Murdered by my mommy's hand,
I guess I'm too young to understand.
Goodbye, Mommy, the month is nine,
I could've been born, doing just fine.
Although I'm here in Heaven, I still cry,
Because of my mommy, I had to die.
Mommy, mommy, the year is one,
And my life could've just begun.
Mommy now the days have gone by, it's year two,
And I can almost tie my shoe.
Soon, I'll be three,
And you would've been too busy to mess with me.
A long time has passed, and the year is nine,
I would've been happy down there with you all mine.
Now look, Mom, it's year 18,
Oh how the time has passed,
I've become a woman,
And I wouldn't have been able to last.
Well, goodbye Mommy, it's time to go,
I love you, I guess you should know.
But Mommy I see and I know,
That always and forever in you heart I'll grow.
Forever in your memory I've stayed,
And I see now that you've paid.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
Child abuse is a sin among any race, it takes inocent lives, who have yet to fully comprehend the joys of life!
Please read and then send it to all of your friends...alone no one can do anything, but together we are a united force!
Stop child abuse once and for all
its not only a child your helping...
Its the world!
5,000 children suffer abuse, torture and neglect...the main outcome of this...is sadly death...
Take this info in and help a child somewhere by sending ths letter to all of your friends
Together we can help
Together we can save a life!
Copy and paste this if you are against all forms of child abuse!
My name is Jamie
I am only 5
I have a teddy bear
Called beehive
My mom is really nice
She collects special jars
But it makes me cry when
My daddy covers her in scars
My daddy is a druggy
He plays poker but never wins
He comes through the door
And the Screaming begins
I go to pick up the phone
It just can't wait
I dial 999
But it's too late
I sit on the stairs
With tears everywhere
I see here body
And blood on the stair
My name is Jamie
I am only 5
Daddy killed mommy
But i'm still alive
He looks at me
And calls me down
I say nothing
Just turn away and frown
He starts to get angry
So I come down
He smacks me loads
Until I fall to the ground.
My name is Jamie
I am only 5
That was really close
Thank god I'm still alive
I sit in my room most of the day
While daddy watches football
I sit and pray
It is now half time
He gets out of his chair
I hear footsteps
And i get scared
He comes into my room
and gets out a book
and reads it softly
But gives me a evil look
"There once was a girl called Jamie
Who is going to stand very still
So that I can get my knife and
KILL KILL KILL"
I leap on the stairs
But he grabs my neck
I don't see any weapons
I just wanted to check
But he goes to his boot
And pulls out his knife
I scream and screech
And fear for my life
Daddy locks the door
He comes closer and closer just read the text
I see blood and lots
And well you know what happens next
My name is Jamie
I was only 5
My daddy is a druggy
And i didn't survive
If someone has ever bullied you paste this on your profile, it shows that you no longer are a victim of bullies and think they are dumb!
Don't fall for someone who isn't willing to catch you.
Yes, I do threaten my computer, tell my TV what to do, yell at my hairbrush, and talk to things that don't talk back and you still love me.
Drama? No thanks. Don't like me? Your problem. Love me or hate me-girl I'm still gonna shine.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Sometimes you just need someone to protect you.
I wanna be the girl he's scared to lose. The one he can't walk away from knowing that she's mad at him, the one who he can't fall asleep without her voice being the last one he hears. The one can't live without.
Live it, love it, learn from it, and that's life.
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times a little hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst , then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance to the rain.
So I'm a bitch, huh? Well you're a whore and personally I'd rather be known for what I do not who I screw.
When the world says give up, hope whispers try one more time.
In with a bullet out with hearts.
Having the love of your life break up with you and say "We can still be friends" is like your dog dying and your mom saying "You can still keep it."
For every girl with a broken heart there's a boy with a glue gun.
You don't love someone because of their looks or their clothes or their car. You love them beacuse they sing a song that nobody but you can understand.-Secret Vampire by L. J. Smith
Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does.-New Moon by Stephine Meyer
Other people are just...there. If they aren't helping they're just in the way. Weave around them, knock them over just do whatever you have to, but get past them.-The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Gothgirl by Berry Lyga
People die... Beauty fades... Love changes... And you will always be alone.-Wichlight by L.J. Smith
People die...so love them everyday. Beauty fades... so look before it's gone. Love changes... but not the love you give. And if you love, you'll never be alone.-Wichlight by L.J. Smith
There's warmth in ice; there's cooling peace in fire, And midnight light to show us all the way. The dancing flame becomes a funeral pyre; the Dark was more enticing than the Day.-The Chosen by L.J. Smith
Deep inside, you know you that whoever gets up in your face gets there because he knows your nothing and he knows you know it too-Shooter by Walter Dean Myers
I can't afford to let myself feel good, to let my gaurd down, to think for a songle moment that I belong. Because I don't-The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Gothgirl by Berry Lyga
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.-Unknown
Love, if you can't handle it's weight, it will become distorted, and it turns to hate.-Fruit Basket by Takaya Natsuki chapter 101
When somone special comes into your life, half of you say "Danger! Stay in your cave. Your not ready yet." The other half says "Make them yours forever."-Remember Me Spoken by Robert Pattinson
Our finger prints don't fade from the lives we touch.-Remember Me spoken by Robert Pattinson
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."
It takes 42 muscles to frown and 4 to raise my middle finger and tell you "Bite me."
"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter
she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.
she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’
she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up.
she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced.
she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that said "my name is: ALONE."
she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always- he asked her when he wasnt.
If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer then it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer then it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you're trying to make longer and yes, I'm completely aware that I'm saying all this just to make this cope and paste a hell of a lot longer then it has to be, I'm just smart like that!
If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like RPGs (Role Playing Games), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile!
If you're a self-proclaimed genius, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and ish proud, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you've ever been on the computer hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: danyan, zEIDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, AkitaFallow, StainedGlassCuts, Kiitie-kun, James Stark, KyoXTohru1,Vampire-Goth-Girl
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile
LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.
Some Great Answers to That Stupid Question:
"Why aren't you married yet?"
You haven't asked yet.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
What? And spoil my great sex life?
Because I just love hearing this question.
Just lucky, I guess.
My fiance is awaiting his/her parole.
I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
It didn't seem worth a blood test.
I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
We really want to, but my lover's spouse just won't go for it.
I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
Why aren't you thin?
I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
(For Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."
Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."
Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."
Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."
Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"
Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"
Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."
Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!
If you fricking LOVE these copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, TheCrazyScotswomanOfD00M, Ayumi Elric, AkitaFallow, StainedGlassCuts, Kittie-kun, James Stark, KyoXTohru1,Vampire-Goth-Girl
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you do these 'copy and paste' things too much (but you still do it anyway), copy this and paste this into your profile.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
You know you're in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
If annoyed further, I shall bring death upon you with my lovely cheese grater.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If Mother Nature has reason to fear you because she totally ruined something for you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If technology hates you in a literal way of speaking, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If, like me, you're addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love your iPod, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.
I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were born in April, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.
If you wish the atheists would just shut up already, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.
If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.
Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are divorced.
Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are divorced and your happy they are.
If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, GinnyPotter808, clumsywerewolf2438, DontCallMeNymphadora,XVampWitchCatX,alpha-beta-omega1996,James Stark, KyoXTohru1,Vampire-Goth-Girl
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